Dragans Wife (a story set in the future)

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Dragans Wife (a story set in the future)

Post  Cake Dude on Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:00 am

Hi, and welcome to the future. Imagine the scene, its the year 2025 and Morpheus is currently playing a 60min endurance match on sof2, its very close but ultimately of course he loses to some guy called Cake Dude, anyway........

In a fit of rage he turns to his wife who we shall call Tanya and says.......no sorry he screams "GOD DAM IT BITCH, I HAD A KILL TO DEATH RATIO WHICH WOULD OF WON ME THAT MATCH"

Tanya is all like "listen fuck head its not my fault you have tried and failed for twenty years to beat that cake dude guy" and this ladied and gentlemen is where it gets ugly.....

Dragan: "you really need to stay the fuck out of my way when im playing on the pc"
Tanya: "this is my house and much as it is yours, i will go where i want"
Dragan: "but all you do is wine and bitch and tell me what to do, i work hard at that gay bar and i dont have to put up with this shit when i come home"
Tanya: you think i dont work? hmmmm do you? DO YOU?!?! - im here all day, cleaning up and looking after our son Optimus"
Dragan: yeah and i appre.......
Tanya: AND I FUCKING LET YOU NAME OUR CHILD OPTIMUS - OH MY DAYYYSSSSS

A silence breaks over the room....

Dragan: i have had enough, i dont think i can live like this anymore
Tanya: you have had enough? if you dont apolagise im out of here...
Dragan: apolagise? frankly my dear i think you need to man the fuck up or dont come back
Tanya: fine, fuck you im leaving.

Two weeks later........

Knock knock.

Thats dragans hand knocking against the table whilst watching online porn...........man porn.

Ring ring, this is the phone btw...

Dragan: hello?
Tanya: hi baby its me, listen.....
Dragan: what do you want
Tanya: please, let me explain. I love you, i miss you. We need to put this behind us and move on, we have been through too much. If not for us then for our child......Optimus, i think he is the prime reason for us to try again
Dragan: sigh......i think you are right
Tanya: can i come over tonight? are you busy?
Dragan: no its ok, you can come over. i will just cancel my session at the gay bar. About 8?
Tanya: see you then......and make sure you have protection.........kiss kiss....

7:55pm

Dragan opens the door and sees Tanya looking quite stunning, "come in" he whispers

They enjoy a meal and listen to some slow soothing music and play the occasional game of Jenga. A meal and a bottle or two of wine later and they find themselves in the bedroom.....its all goign well.

Tanya: did you get the protection?
Dragan: Yeah (pulls out a new unopened box of condoms)
Tanya: no no dear, not that sort of protection......

Tanya slowly takes over her clothes.......Dragan looks stunned

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"

Tanya: its my penis honey
Dragan:..............

Tanya: well you told me to man the fuck up

mwhahahahahahahahahah

KISS KISS BANG BANG. (THE Morpheus: kiss kiss bang bang what the fuck is this? her cumming over my face with her dick?) - written on xfire.


told you i could make it work dragan.


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Re: Dragans Wife (a story set in the future)

Post  Dragan on Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:09 am

Everything in this story could actually happen by the year of 2025 with an exception of me losing the endurace tourney twice in a row against man from Walsall. Yes Walsall Matt.

*goes back to chat wih Ruth*
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Post  Denis on Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:57 pm

lol Matt u make me laugh hard there Very Happy

''AND I FUCKING LET YOU NAME OUR CHILD OPTIMUS - OH MY DAYYYSSSSS'' rofl rofl


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Re: Dragans Wife (a story set in the future)

Post  sirlean on Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:43 pm

not bad cake!!


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Post  THECOWBOY on Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:06 am

funny one Cake! Laughing
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